Be careful with ice cream..

Tuesday, September 5, 2006

Or at least the oatmeal chunk of crappa-doodle doo from Ben and Jerry’s…don’t get it on a cone…if you must, ensure that it is a waffle cone…sigh.

My delicious heaping scoop of ice cream proceeded to drip and slide down the cone and all over my hand…it was disastrous…a delicious disaster though. My friend sure thought it was funny, being all smug with her chocolate ice cream cone that was all in one piece. Sheesh. In the end I wound up accidentally dropping the rest of the cone and ice cream onto the ground and almost cried.

What is the point to this story you’re asking me? There is no point. I just wanted to grieve and share my pain with everyone else over the lost life of a potentially amazing ice cream cone, so we can all sit here and think of what could have been. The possibilities. Now I just envision the broken cone and half a scoop lying forlornly on the sidewalk by the rather smelly garbage can.

RIP
"Cone" McTasty
2006-2006

You will be missed.

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